Thanks? I think?

I received this dubious yet honorable blog award from my blog friend Baloney. Now, I have never met Baloney in my whole entire life. Not even once. It's the magic of the Internet, people. She had me at Turdbeast. (I am a nurse, I know about these things and they really do exist - lurking about in hospital toilets everywhere). But she really kept me hooked with her Story of Micheal. (Did you know that April is Autism Awareness Month?)


She received the award from her friend Yogi (aka Satan). Long story, me thinks. I really think Yogi is an innocent bystander in all of this. All because Oklahoma decided to change their tags. (Did you know that we don't have tags here in Iowa? We call them license plates. They have special stores in OK where you go to buy your "tags" called Tag Agencies. I could not figure that out when I first moved there. Here in Iowa, we only tag cattle and hogs.)

So thanks Baloney! I accept! Because you never know about those Zombie Chickens (as opposed to the Funky ones.)


And the rules are..."The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the zombie chicken - excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all..."

I am passing this on to my SIL Kim because I am truly worried the zombie chickens have already come to spirit her away! I NEED some more posts from you, girl! Can't wait to see you FOR REAL this weekend though!

To my other SIL Kelly. Heh Doe Honey.... Some more posts please? I know you're out there. Can't wait to see you all too!

To my Hubby, The Captain. He had me at "Hey Baby, you wanna ride in my airplane?" Ahh, the romance never dies. You complete me....

To Dawn the Queen B at Keeper of the "B's", where B is for beautiful, blessed and best. (of friends)

And to the lovely Ms. Amy at pretty shiny. I pretty much wish you were still in the OC with us!